Artifact Designation: GMN-0009, "Brisket Cookies"
Artifact Classification: Keter
Description:
GMN-0009, commonly referred to as the "Brisket Cookies," is an anomalous artifact originating from the Brisket Cookies Incident within the Ghimnoverse. Created by Ghimno during a convergence of chaotic energies known as a Cliff Conjunction, the Brisket Cookies possess potent and unpredictable anomalous properties that make them highly dangerous and difficult to contain.
The physical appearance of GMN-0009 varies, but it typically resembles small, unassuming cookies with a texture similar to shortbread. However, upon closer inspection, the surface of GMN-0009 is marred by strange and unnatural patterns, reminiscent of eldritch symbols and sigils.
The anomalous properties of GMN-0009 manifest when it is ingested by a living organism. Upon consumption, individuals experience an immediate and overwhelming sensory assault, as their mortal minds are bombarded with incomprehensible flavors and sensations. The eldritch flavor profile of GMN-0009 is capable of inducing extreme psychological distress and trauma, often leading to madness, hallucinations, and delusions.
In addition to its psychological effects, GMN-0009 also possesses a memetic influence that compels individuals to seek out and consume more of the artifact, perpetuating the cycle of obsession and devastation. Attempts to resist or ignore the memetic influence of GMN-0009 have proven futile, as affected individuals become increasingly fixated on obtaining and consuming the artifact.
The effects of GMN-0009 extend beyond the confines of the Ghimnoverse, as manifestations of the artifact have been observed in the mortal plane, causing chaos and destruction among unsuspecting individuals. Due to its unpredictable and catastrophic nature, GMN-0009 is classified as Keter, and stringent containment measures are in place to prevent further incidents and minimize its spread.
Research into methods for neutralizing and containing GMN-0009 is ongoing, but caution is advised when dealing with this artifact, as its effects pose a significant threat to the stability and safety of both the Ghimnoverse and the mortal plane.
Special Containment Procedures:
GMN-0009, designated as the "Brisket Cookies," is to be contained within a reinforced, airtight containment chamber at Site-██. Access to GMN-0009 is restricted to authorized Foundation personnel with Level 4 clearance or higher, and all interactions with GMN-0009 must be conducted remotely or through automated systems to minimize the risk of exposure.
GMN-0009 is to be stored in a secure containment locker equipped with environmental monitoring systems to detect any anomalous activity or fluctuations in temperature or humidity. Regular inspections and maintenance of GMN-0009's containment chamber are required to ensure its integrity and prevent potential breaches.
Any instances of GMN-0009 observed outside of containment are to be immediately reported to Site Command, and containment protocols are to be enacted to retrieve and secure the artifact.